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This was in fact my argument with a conservative economics professor I had in grad school. Reblogging again because I just woke up to “you have earned negative money so far this month” which is just a super great way to start the month… /s

Or, hell, get it from your local library! It’s not like I don’t make it easy to get my books for free/cheap…

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Or, you know, join my beta/ARC team or wait for me to make the series Pay-What-You-Want on my website. Like, I need to be able to plan ahead when it comes to my income, so honestly, if your plan is to buy and then return my series as a way to get it for free, please just pirate it instead of fucking me about. So, I was going ahead going “oh, okay, when Amazon pays out for this month, I will make X amount, which means I can afford Y”, and then in one day, there was a significant drop from someone returning an entire series. I had someone read and then return the entirety of one of my series last month, and I don’t make enough from my books for that sudden loss of income to not be noticeable. Yeah, in all honesty, I would legit rather you pirate my series than do this. It’s not Amazon and Audible, they’re still keeping your subscription money. Most of the readers don’t know who’s paying for this business plan. What I’m talking about is that no one should be able to listen to a ten-hour audiobook or read through nearly an entire novel and still get a refund. Go ahead, if the product is bad, return it. Maybe the quality of the writing drops severely after chapter three. Maybe you don’t like the narrator’s voice. Look, no-one is saying you’re not allowed to return an item if you’ve read the first 50 pages or listened to the first 45 minutes. They’re not hurting from the refund, the author is. They will detract money, income, royalties, from the authors’ account. The dirty thing, however, is that Amazon and Audible are making the authors pay for each refunded item. That’s their business plan to encourage subscribtions. They actively promote this, making their book shop into a book lending service, de facto a library you subscribe to.
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Like that one time they couldn’t figure out why Kermit’s audio was so garbage… then realized they’d put the mic on him instead of the performer.īookishdiplodocus: Don’t return ebooks or audiobooks you’ve consumed on Amazon and AudibleĪmazon and Audible made it into their policy that you can return ebooks and audiobooks and get a full refund.
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It’s not just the audience professional journalists, hosts, and actors report it is legitimately difficult to not see the Muppet as a person, and it is, in fact, incredibly easy to interview or act with them once the performer gets properly set up.

Miss Piggy what’s your secret to ageing so graciously Now all my Youtube recommendations are filled with Miss Piggy interviews. Like literally every time I see Miss Piggy there’s a period where I need to readjust to the fact that it’s not a person, and I feel that period is getting longer and longer with every instance Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office? I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there’s this part that’s like “can we get a ring cam!” and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I’m just like fuck she’s so iconic. As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline.
